Video game adaptations have a long and storied history of being, to out it lightly, completely terrible. Don’t fear though, Kalvin and Nick are here this week dig through the bargain bin full of failed Video Game movie franchises to find some semblance of something good. We give our best shot at giving out our patented Movie Superlatives for categories like Best Character Adaptation, Best Final Boss, and more as we search for light in the darkness. We also discuss why it’s so hard to get Video Game movies right. Is it an issue with storytelling or are video game fans’ expectations just too unrealistic to meet?